+1 when good. −1 when bad.
Bank
Oh, this? I bought it with Daddy's credit card.
- Good: You can afford anything you desire.
- Bad: You're spoiled, and demand instant gratification.
Blank
- ----- -- --- -- ------ --------
- Good: When you don't want to be noticed, you're invisible.
- Bad: When you want to be noticed, nobody cares.
Clank
See? If we take the power coupling, and plug it into the transaxial servo, then the robot will be complete.
- Good: You excel with electronic and mechanical devices.
- Bad: You over-focus on minutiae.
Crank
Whoa... I can feel my hair growing.
- Good: You can get your hands on drugs, no problem.
- Bad: You're, like, so high right now.
Dank
I am the dark, and I feel no paid when I'm alone.
- Good: You're comfortable in small, cold, dark spaces or situations.
- Bad: You creep people out with strange obsessions.
Drank
Woooooooo! *hurl*
- Good: You're the life of every party.
- Bad: You are either drunk or hung-over.
Flank
So, this one time, at band camp...
- Good: You're an excellent wingman/friend.
- Bad: You know too much, and tell embarrassing stories about others.
Frank
That haircut looks like someone took a pair of hedge clippers to your head. I'm just saying.
- Good: You always tell it straight, an dyou never beat around the bush.
- Bad: Your honesty comes without tact.
Gank
Hey, man, I totally snagged this from Mrs. Master's desk. Wanna see?
- Good: Your quick fingers can get ahold of what others don't want you to have.
- Bad: You're a compulsive shoplifter.
Jank
Hey, girl!
- Good: You can be stylish with a few bucks, and some time.
- Bad: You come off as cheap.
Lank
Whu- wai- whoa! Ow, my knee!
- Good: You're tall, slender, can reach high, and run fast.
- Bad: You're clumsy and awkward, with a tendency to trip while going up the stairs.
Plank
Yo dawg, I heard you like mudkips...
- Good: You're always up on the latest online memes.
- Bad: You've got limited real-world knowledge.
Pranks
Did you see the look on Principal Morris' face when the flour hit him? Priceless!
- Good: You always come up with a distraction.
- Bad: You can't resist an opportunity to humilate someone.
Rank
Second place is the first loser.
- Good: You excel in competitions.
- Bad: You are overly competitive.
Shank
Hah! Gotcha, sucker!
- Good: You are the king of unexpected attacks.
- Bad: You telegraph your blows like Samuel Morse.
Shawshank
Did you see Les Enfants Qui Rolleur? It's all the rage in France.
- Good: You know a lot about movies/film.
- Bad: You're often regarded as a flaky thespian.
Skank
That chick? Yeah, she and I bang on the regular, man.
- Good: Your physical charms get you what you want.
- Bad: You've got a reputation as a player or a slut.
Spank
Hey, Stover, how's the bed-wetting problem? Oh sh—run, here he comes!
- Good: You're great at embarassing others.
- Bad: You're useless when actually confronted.
Stank
Hey, I had beans for lunch. You better watch out.
- Good: When you want people to go away, they do.
- Bad: You're the Smelly Kid in class.
Swank
Why, no, officer, I wasn't speeding.
- Good: You're excellent in your interactions with members of the opposite sex.
- Bad: You can't resist flirting, even when it's detrimental to you.
Tank
Sorry! I didn't see you there. Oh, was that your foot?
- Good: You're big, either physically imposing or strong.
- Bad: You're clumsy, and break things easily.
Thanks
Oh, sure I can stay after class and help you grade papers, Mrs. Morp!
- Good: You're one of the nicest people anyone has ever met.
- Bad: You're a kiss-ass.
Wank
The scientific name for a house cat is Felis Catus, or more properly... Felis Silvestris Catus, which is Latin.
- Good: You know a lot about a lot.
- Bad: You're a pedantic know-it-all.
Yank
Yeah, I pledged allegiance at your mom's house last night, too.
- Good: You can diffuse any situation with humor.
- Bad: You crack jokes at the most inappropriate times.
Bank
Oh, this? I bought it with Daddy's credit card.
- Good: You can afford anything you desire.
- Bad: You're spoiled, and demand instant gratification.
Blank
- ----- -- --- -- ------ --------
- Good: When you don't want to be noticed, you're invisible.
- Bad: When you want to be noticed, nobody cares.
Clank
See? If we take the power coupling, and plug it into the transaxial servo, then the robot will be complete.
- Good: You excel with electronic and mechanical devices.
- Bad: You over-focus on minutiae.
Crank
Whoa... I can feel my hair growing.
- Good: You can get your hands on drugs, no problem.
- Bad: You're, like, so high right now.
Dank
I am the dark, and I feel no paid when I'm alone.
- Good: You're comfortable in small, cold, dark spaces or situations.
- Bad: You creep people out with strange obsessions.
Drank
Woooooooo! *hurl*
- Good: You're the life of every party.
- Bad: You are either drunk or hung-over.
Flank
So, this one time, at band camp...
- Good: You're an excellent wingman/friend.
- Bad: You know too much, and tell embarrassing stories about others.
Frank
That haircut looks like someone took a pair of hedge clippers to your head. I'm just saying.
- Good: You always tell it straight, an dyou never beat around the bush.
- Bad: Your honesty comes without tact.
Gank
Hey, man, I totally snagged this from Mrs. Master's desk. Wanna see?
- Good: Your quick fingers can get ahold of what others don't want you to have.
- Bad: You're a compulsive shoplifter.
Jank
Hey, girl!
- Good: You can be stylish with a few bucks, and some time.
- Bad: You come off as cheap.
Lank
Whu- wai- whoa! Ow, my knee!
- Good: You're tall, slender, can reach high, and run fast.
- Bad: You're clumsy and awkward, with a tendency to trip while going up the stairs.
Plank
Yo dawg, I heard you like mudkips...
- Good: You're always up on the latest online memes.
- Bad: You've got limited real-world knowledge.
Pranks
Did you see the look on Principal Morris' face when the flour hit him? Priceless!
- Good: You always come up with a distraction.
- Bad: You can't resist an opportunity to humilate someone.
Rank
Second place is the first loser.
- Good: You excel in competitions.
- Bad: You are overly competitive.
Shank
Hah! Gotcha, sucker!
- Good: You are the king of unexpected attacks.
- Bad: You telegraph your blows like Samuel Morse.
Shawshank
Did you see Les Enfants Qui Rolleur? It's all the rage in France.
- Good: You know a lot about movies/film.
- Bad: You're often regarded as a flaky thespian.
Skank
That chick? Yeah, she and I bang on the regular, man.
- Good: Your physical charms get you what you want.
- Bad: You've got a reputation as a player or a slut.
Spank
Hey, Stover, how's the bed-wetting problem? Oh sh—run, here he comes!
- Good: You're great at embarassing others.
- Bad: You're useless when actually confronted.
Stank
Hey, I had beans for lunch. You better watch out.
- Good: When you want people to go away, they do.
- Bad: You're the Smelly Kid in class.
Swank
Why, no, officer, I wasn't speeding.
- Good: You're excellent in your interactions with members of the opposite sex.
- Bad: You can't resist flirting, even when it's detrimental to you.
Tank
Sorry! I didn't see you there. Oh, was that your foot?
- Good: You're big, either physically imposing or strong.
- Bad: You're clumsy, and break things easily.
Thanks
Oh, sure I can stay after class and help you grade papers, Mrs. Morp!
- Good: You're one of the nicest people anyone has ever met.
- Bad: You're a kiss-ass.
Wank
The scientific name for a house cat is Felis Catus, or more properly... Felis Silvestris Catus, which is Latin.
- Good: You know a lot about a lot.
- Bad: You're a pedantic know-it-all.
Yank
Yeah, I pledged allegiance at your mom's house last night, too.
- Good: You can diffuse any situation with humor.
- Bad: You crack jokes at the most inappropriate times.
Bank
Oh, this? I bought it with Daddy's credit card.
- Good: You can afford anything you desire.
- Bad: You're spoiled, and demand instant gratification.
Blank
- ----- -- --- -- ------ --------
- Good: When you don't want to be noticed, you're invisible.
- Bad: When you want to be noticed, nobody cares.
Clank
See? If we take the power coupling, and plug it into the transaxial servo, then the robot will be complete.
- Good: You excel with electronic and mechanical devices.
- Bad: You over-focus on minutiae.
Crank
Whoa... I can feel my hair growing.
- Good: You can get your hands on drugs, no problem.
- Bad: You're, like, so high right now.
Dank
I am the dark, and I feel no paid when I'm alone.
- Good: You're comfortable in small, cold, dark spaces or situations.
- Bad: You creep people out with strange obsessions.
Drank
Woooooooo! *hurl*
- Good: You're the life of every party.
- Bad: You are either drunk or hung-over.
Flank
So, this one time, at band camp...
- Good: You're an excellent wingman/friend.
- Bad: You know too much, and tell embarrassing stories about others.
Frank
That haircut looks like someone took a pair of hedge clippers to your head. I'm just saying.
- Good: You always tell it straight, an dyou never beat around the bush.
- Bad: Your honesty comes without tact.
Gank
Hey, man, I totally snagged this from Mrs. Master's desk. Wanna see?
- Good: Your quick fingers can get ahold of what others don't want you to have.
- Bad: You're a compulsive shoplifter.
Jank
Hey, girl!
- Good: You can be stylish with a few bucks, and some time.
- Bad: You come off as cheap.
Lank
Whu- wai- whoa! Ow, my knee!
- Good: You're tall, slender, can reach high, and run fast.
- Bad: You're clumsy and awkward, with a tendency to trip while going up the stairs.
Plank
Yo dawg, I heard you like mudkips...
- Good: You're always up on the latest online memes.
- Bad: You've got limited real-world knowledge.
Pranks
Did you see the look on Principal Morris' face when the flour hit him? Priceless!
- Good: You always come up with a distraction.
- Bad: You can't resist an opportunity to humilate someone.
Rank
Second place is the first loser.
- Good: You excel in competitions.
- Bad: You are overly competitive.
Shank
Hah! Gotcha, sucker!
- Good: You are the king of unexpected attacks.
- Bad: You telegraph your blows like Samuel Morse.
Shawshank
Did you see Les Enfants Qui Rolleur? It's all the rage in France.
- Good: You know a lot about movies/film.
- Bad: You're often regarded as a flaky thespian.
Skank
That chick? Yeah, she and I bang on the regular, man.
- Good: Your physical charms get you what you want.
- Bad: You've got a reputation as a player or a slut.
Spank
Hey, Stover, how's the bed-wetting problem? Oh sh—run, here he comes!
- Good: You're great at embarassing others.
- Bad: You're useless when actually confronted.
Stank
Hey, I had beans for lunch. You better watch out.
- Good: When you want people to go away, they do.
- Bad: You're the Smelly Kid in class.
Swank
Why, no, officer, I wasn't speeding.
- Good: You're excellent in your interactions with members of the opposite sex.
- Bad: You can't resist flirting, even when it's detrimental to you.
Tank
Sorry! I didn't see you there. Oh, was that your foot?
- Good: You're big, either physically imposing or strong.
- Bad: You're clumsy, and break things easily.
Thanks
Oh, sure I can stay after class and help you grade papers, Mrs. Morp!
- Good: You're one of the nicest people anyone has ever met.
- Bad: You're a kiss-ass.
Wank
The scientific name for a house cat is Felis Catus, or more properly... Felis Silvestris Catus, which is Latin.
- Good: You know a lot about a lot.
- Bad: You're a pedantic know-it-all.
Yank
Yeah, I pledged allegiance at your mom's house last night, too.
- Good: You can diffuse any situation with humor.
- Bad: You crack jokes at the most inappropriate times.